In other words, she has everything about her.

TFW you're eating the best sushi in town, and the restaurant owner is hanging out at your table talking, and then the sushi arrives so you politely offer him some... to which he replies "No, thank you, I don't eat raw fish." :yikes:

TFW you're taking a piss in your bathroom that looks out on your backyard, and you hear a dog bark nearby, and you're like, "Dumb dog. Now I'm gonna have to go get her inside and give her some Twizzlers to keep her quiet."

And then you remember your dog is dead and it's just the neighbor's mutt.

Tfw you feed a pomegranate to a cow and it looks like a vegan PSA.

Ummmm... cow rumen are not really made to digest such foods. They're not like horses or swine.

It's just gonna die anyway what's the point.

Now it's a vegan PSA.

I love nihilism!

tfw eating curry for breakfast :cool:

bitch stay down wind of me.