I think I made that post after hearing someone unironically say "I don't know if you're a scientist, psychologist, sociologist, or both but [**** Obama and global warming is fake stuff here]."

Of course you did.

Your mother

TFW you wanna go down on a woman in the shower but she's got a boyfriend. Damn. Shoulda said something sooner.

You're probably already in if you're showering together.

For your own sake, you better hope her man is nothing like mine... Of course, if he were, she wouldn't be in the shower with you to begin with.

We use the same shower, haventnshowered togetherunfortunately. He needs her more than I do really, that boy iseems lost.

you're listening o a song, you find out a famous man dies, and the song fits the situation very well yet it is also a really bad song for the situation.

you see a woman who looks good in leopard print. A rare occasion.

In other words, she has nice titties and booty meat.