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Old 07-12-2016, 03:10 PM   #4101 (permalink)
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My childhood dog is, obviously enough, old. And he has arthritis in his hind legs. But he is still an energetic dog that tries to be as fast and quick as a young dog. The problem is that when he gets excited, the arthritis suddenly causes his legs to give out. And on hard wood floors this is hilarious. Cause they're slippery so he'll just fall down and bump his head.
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Old 07-12-2016, 03:54 PM   #4102 (permalink)
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Does anyone else find hardwoods useful when pretending to be Tom Cruise?
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Old 07-12-2016, 03:55 PM   #4103 (permalink)
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It's hard to run on hardwood floors.
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Old 07-12-2016, 03:56 PM   #4104 (permalink)
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How do you jump on "hardwoods" but not "carpet"? I'm gonna tell pansygayboy. Assuming that you're his type, of course.
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Old 07-12-2016, 03:58 PM   #4106 (permalink)
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How do you jump on "hardwoods" but not "carpet"? I'm gonna tell pansygayboy. Assuming that you're his type, of course.
I'm shocked. No "what are you 12?" snarky comment from you? This forum is becoming more accepting of dick and fart jokes. I like it.
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I'm shocked. No "what are you 12?" snarky comment from you? This forum is becoming more accepting of dick and fart jokes. I like it.
I got 99 flaws but hypocrisy ain't one. The first post I made in the last two weeks was about wet poop. So yeah.
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Old 07-12-2016, 04:20 PM   #4108 (permalink)
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I got 99 flaws but hypocrisy ain't one. The first post I made in the last two weeks was about wet poop. So yeah.
Damn, now i'm hungry.
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... You take her/his virginity and don't call her/him back...

By the way, she still ain't text me back
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... You take her/his virginity and don't call her/him back...

By the way, she still ain't text me back
Maybe it's just because you're ugly.
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