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Old 12-21-2016, 04:04 PM   #4501 (permalink)
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tfw you're holding in a fart at a public urinal
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Old 12-21-2016, 04:12 PM   #4502 (permalink)
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TFW you're sweating and then you fart, and it feels like you might have let something out but it turns out to just be ass sweat disturbed by the gas. Of course you still have to change your underwear cause now it has a big, damp line going down the middle and who wants to sit on that?
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Old 12-21-2016, 04:17 PM   #4503 (permalink)
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I thought you enjoyed your own filth? Youve changed...
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Old 12-21-2016, 04:24 PM   #4504 (permalink)
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TFW you're sweating and then you fart, and it feels like you might have let something out but it turns out to just be ass sweat disturbed by the gas. Of course you still have to change your underwear cause now it has a big, damp line going down the middle and who wants to sit on that?
tfw this
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Old 12-22-2016, 12:55 PM   #4505 (permalink)
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TFW you're sweating and then you fart, and it feels like you might have let something out but it turns out to just be ass sweat disturbed by the gas. Of course you still have to change your underwear cause now it has a big, damp line going down the middle and who wants to sit on that?
Isn't that the secret to Arby's sauce?
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Old 12-22-2016, 02:36 PM   #4506 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2016, 08:30 PM   #4507 (permalink)
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Tfw Lucem's ban is all-too-soon expired
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Old 12-22-2016, 10:47 PM   #4508 (permalink)
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Tfw the bus driver is ****ing bat**** insane
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Old 12-23-2016, 09:32 AM   #4509 (permalink)
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You go Burger King and eat-in and they double your sides, chilli cheese bites and onion rings.
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Old 12-23-2016, 09:59 AM   #4510 (permalink)
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