I shat out a bunch of chefs who cooked your food what's so hard to understand?

*bet

You're misspelling "berth" now?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/berth

I'm misspelling bet.

And so you try to pass it off as "birthed" when you posted "berthed".

It's almost like I was being ironic or something.

Or like you forgot that "berth" was a word.

It's quite obviously a word, I used it.

yeah Charles, words don't take place in a vacuum.

And then ignored its definition to go with "birthed" for reasons that escape comedy.

I don't know how to explain irony to a platypus.