What was that?

Ontario has free tuition for families under a certain income threshold, so I'm all set.

That's fine. I've never heard it and most likely never will, so whatevs.
Never thought of my posts as goofy though, more as classy and sophisticated.

TFW you wake up when you're supposed to be going to bed and you just can't even anymore.

Music production and business management.

TFW a Muslim co-worker has loosened her headscarf because of the heat and you feel awkward and try to look away just as if someone with a gratuitous cleavage is bending over next to you.

Tfw when you get stabbed in the chest when youre dreaming and suddenly transition to a lucid state but ride it out as you slowly die.

I only ever had one lucid dream and I spent the first half trying to fly, which was really ****ing hard for some reason, and the second half trying to **** some guys daughter.

Every single time I've lucid dreamt I was too apathetic to elaborate on that fact. My thought process is always along the lines of "whoa wait, that would never ever happen. I feel high in a weird way but I know I haven't taken anything new. I'm totally dreaming. That's cool." Then I get distracted and do something else. The weight of realizing that I'm dreaming is about the same as the weight of realizing that my shoes have laces.

Did you have to take a cold shower after that?