What's that like?

How would I know, it happened to them. I was just on board the ship with the husband and saw it happen.

Thing is both ships were going to get destroyed anyway

Tfw when every day is like christmas because you have a terrible memory and are constantly finding little things that you've hidden and stashed away like a squirrel. (Found my mandrake root oil and ammonite pendant this morning!)

TFW you are fast asleep cause it's ****ing night and then you get a call that things at work are tits up, so you drive over there and manage things so they are tits down again. And now you can't fall asleep anymore.

jeesh that must stuck, being good at your job and what not.

I'm not even really complaining. I could have just ignored my phone after all. Going over there for an hour is still preferable to having to sort out things all day long tomorrow.

I wouldn't know.

you should steal your co-workers nametag and then grab their credit card, ssn, and 1 form of ID just in case you need some proof. next proceed to having facial reconstruction surgery done to alter your appearance to resemble them. now take out a humongous loan in their name and use the money to visit the deep web and hire a hitman to kill them. now they're dead, but providing you gave the hitman sufficient instruction he will now hide the body and you can carry on living the life that he previously led.

and that is how you prank.

wow man you thought this through, nice one

TFW you're not sure if you keep going to bed early because you're a drunk who still needs to sleep off the night before or you're just getting old.