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Old 03-07-2017, 06:18 PM   #4641 (permalink)
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you should steal your co-workers nametag and then grab their credit card, ssn, and 1 form of ID just in case you need some proof. next proceed to having facial reconstruction surgery done to alter your appearance to resemble them. now take out a humongous loan in their name and use the money to visit the deep web and hire a hitman to kill them. now they're dead, but providing you gave the hitman sufficient instruction he will now hide the body and you can carry on living the life that he previously led.

and that is how you prank.
wow man you thought this through, nice one
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Old 03-08-2017, 08:11 PM   #4642 (permalink)
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TFW you're not sure if you keep going to bed early because you're a drunk who still needs to sleep off the night before or you're just getting old.
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Old 03-09-2017, 12:03 PM   #4643 (permalink)
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TFW you're not sure if you keep going to bed early because you're a drunk who still needs to sleep off the night before or you're just getting old.
This is me except change the drunk to stoned.
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Old 03-09-2017, 12:49 PM   #4644 (permalink)
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TFW you're not sure if you keep going to bed early because you're a drunk who still needs to sleep off the night before or you're just getting old.
And then I remembered how tiring work has been the last two weeks, so I still have a few years of irresponsible binge drinking ahead of me!
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Old 03-09-2017, 01:27 PM   #4645 (permalink)
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This is me except change the drunk to stoned.
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TFW you're not sure if you keep going to bed early because you're a stoned who still needs to sleep off the night before or you're just getting old.
Are you Italian, Ki?
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Old 03-09-2017, 02:35 PM   #4646 (permalink)
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Are you Italian, Ki?
You know what I meant you smartass.
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I think I strike the perfect balance between smartass and dumbass.
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Old 03-09-2017, 02:45 PM   #4648 (permalink)
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I think I strike the perfect balance between smug and drug.
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Old 03-09-2017, 02:47 PM   #4650 (permalink)
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Was that a spoof of a TH joke?
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