That feeling when...

Thelonious Monkey · 03-07-2017, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

you should steal your co-workers nametag and then grab their credit card, ssn, and 1 form of ID just in case you need some proof. next proceed to having facial reconstruction surgery done to alter your appearance to resemble them. now take out a humongous loan in their name and use the money to visit the deep web and hire a hitman to kill them. now they're dead, but providing you gave the hitman sufficient instruction he will now hide the body and you can carry on living the life that he previously led.

and that is how you prank.

wow man you thought this through, nice one

The Batlord · 03-08-2017, 08:11 PM

TFW you're not sure if you keep going to bed early because you're a drunk who still needs to sleep off the night before or you're just getting old.

Key · 03-09-2017, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

TFW you're not sure if you keep going to bed early because you're a drunk who still needs to sleep off the night before or you're just getting old.

This is me except change the drunk to stoned.

The Batlord · 03-09-2017, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

TFW you're not sure if you keep going to bed early because you're a drunk who still needs to sleep off the night before or you're just getting old.

And then I remembered how tiring work has been the last two weeks, so I still have a few years of irresponsible binge drinking ahead of me!

**Frownland** · 03-09-2017, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiiii

This is me except change the drunk to stoned.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

TFW you're not sure if you keep going to bed early because you're a stoned who still needs to sleep off the night before or you're just getting old.

Are you Italian, Ki?

Key · 03-09-2017, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Are you Italian, Ki?

You know what I meant you smartass.

**Frownland** · 03-09-2017, 02:38 PM

I think I strike the perfect balance between smartass and dumbass.

The Batlord · 03-09-2017, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I think I strike the perfect balance between smug and drug.

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**Frownland** · 03-09-2017, 02:46 PM

The Batlord · 03-09-2017, 02:47 PM

Was that a spoof of a TH joke?

03-08-2017, 08:11 PM	#4642 (permalink)
The Batlord Zum Henker Defätist!! Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car Posts: 44,160	TFW you're not sure if you keep going to bed early because you're a drunk who still needs to sleep off the night before or you're just getting old. __________________ CHINA IS CAPITALIST

03-09-2017, 02:38 PM	#4647 (permalink)
Frownland can't reform em Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 34,238	I think I strike the perfect balance between smartass and dumbass. __________________ At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. d e a f b o x

03-09-2017, 02:46 PM	#4649 (permalink)
Frownland can't reform em Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 34,238	__________________ At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. d e a f b o x

03-09-2017, 02:47 PM	#4650 (permalink)
The Batlord Zum Henker Defätist!! Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car Posts: 44,160	Was that a spoof of a TH joke? __________________ CHINA IS CAPITALIST

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