Are you just a lightweight who can't handle it or is there some kind of crazy science involved in making sandwiches?

I'm stoned so often that being sober makes me less functional.

Pretty much me.

I just got some kind of brain chemistry that makes me almost drunk when I'm stoned. Except with severe social paranoia. So my hand-eye-coordination is totally shot, I'm physically slow, mentally slower, have a prohibitively short attention span, and simply can not deal with real world interactions. Except way, way more than you're thinking. I legit hate going out in public when high cause it can be a miserable experience that is potentially panic inducing.

But at home it's fan-****ing-tastic.

So you're a noob, got it. That's not a bad thing btw, it's a lot more fiscally sensible.

Even when I was smoking regularly it never got better. I just was never meant to smoke weed and go out into the world. Now when I was smoking REALLY regularly and had a **** ton of booze to go along with it, then I could at least make it to socially awkward and quiet.

You never shook your noobness, it happens.

I guess. At the very least, when I'm at home alone and don't have anything to do for a few hours, that **** is A ****ING MISSILE.

TFW the guy you didn't want to hang out with in the first place flakes on you. Score.

And of course mother****er finally gets back to me trying to sell me some weed like old times, cause that's all we ever did. If it hadn't been so long and I just straight up did not give a **** right now I'd be like **** you, but I guess Imma cop some weed. Ain't dat some **** I guess? But at least my weed contact is intact.

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