Experimental Music = People who can't really play proficiently so they just make a bunch of noises and write them off as songs.

That's the idea, ja.

The maestro of the genre has spoken.

If I'm the face of the genre for you, then that's very sad.

Thing is, I don't seek the **** out. I just occasionally trip over it every now and then.

That's very sad for you.

Ace Ventura, anyone?

this is just any music really

Man, these noises sound so ****ty that I'm just gonna write them off as a song.

TFW the new puppy chews up your most functional pair of shoes, and you're too damn broke for a new pair; so, instead, you wear your ****ty substitutes (which have ZERO traction) and fall face forward on the kitchen tile within the first five minutes of wearing them.