you're curled up in the shower wondering why you don't have breasts, a vagina, and the capacity to birth children- not that you really want to. not right now, at least.

A vagina feels nice to be in, but sometimes I wonder why I can't have breasts to play with. I love boobs because nothing is more fun than playing with boobs.

TFW you find an exceptionally long eyebrow or arm hair, and you get the same sense of satisfaction from pulling it out as you do from popping a zit.

That feeling when the vag feels kinda sandy and gritty.

Paying for 6 slices of bacon.

Getting 7 >>>

That feeling when someone compliments your taste and it's a girl. Can't help feeling a little flattered.

TFW a guy you don't know but talked to once keeps saying hi and purposely sits beside you in the computer lab (and has b.o.).

When I went to my community college to apply for classes the entire place smelled like a gym. I mean, I figure some people have problems with BO, but when the entire building reeks of it, there's a problem.

that feeling when you get hit on by attractive older men but they're not Morrissey. :(

Yikes, remind me not to go there! I suppose I am at an IT college so it kind of makes sense. It generally doesn't smell too bad because they have air conditioning but yeah I was like ugh leave me alone Mr Smelly Bum.