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Old 07-28-2017, 09:13 AM   #5121 (permalink)
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Girls have cooties anyway. Everyone knows that.
I figure he probably looked up his dad and cried at the screen for 20 minutes incoherently blubbering about birthday cards and baseball games.
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Old 07-28-2017, 10:55 AM   #5122 (permalink)
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TFW you talk to the first girl you've been even slightly attracted to in two years or so and she mentions a boyfriend. Well, here's to two more years.
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Old 07-28-2017, 02:22 PM   #5123 (permalink)
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Tfw when you stumble across a song on your computer someone (a friend from a forum I used to frequent who decided that he was in love with me) wrote for you ages ago and it's oddly depressing to listen to.
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Old 07-29-2017, 03:44 AM   #5124 (permalink)
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TFW you're too 上手.

No longer self-assessed! My 上手ness has been confirmed by the natives.

After the rehearsal (I'm a fake priest), the bride and groom told me I was too 上手 and it broke their image of 外人. They asked me to ham up a 外人 accent of my Japanese during the wedding.

I asked them how to do that. They didn't know. I didn't know, either, because I'm too 上手.

Humblebragって日本語で何て言うの?
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Old 07-29-2017, 10:50 AM   #5125 (permalink)
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TFW you're too 上手.

No longer self-assessed! My 上手ness has been confirmed by the natives.

After the rehearsal (I'm a fake priest), the bride and groom told me I was too 上手 and it broke their image of 外人. They asked me to ham up a 外人 accent of my Japanese during the wedding.

I asked them how to do that. They didn't know. I didn't know, either, because I'm too 上手.

Humblebragって日本語で何て言うの?
I'd have thanked them and told them I'd give either of them a discount on their next marriage.
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Old 07-29-2017, 04:26 PM   #5126 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2017, 09:49 PM   #5127 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2017, 11:06 PM   #5128 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2017, 11:16 PM   #5129 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2017, 11:44 PM   #5130 (permalink)
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UTIs suck. It has passed now though. Cranberry juice and iced tea came in clutch.

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Yeah, I should probably stop pouring baby oil on it while doing that also.
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