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Old 08-31-2017, 12:03 PM   #5231 (permalink)
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Tfw you're a grown ass man with bills and stuff but whenever someone calls you "sir" you're still like "where?"
I'm more worried that I've only been carded twice in like five years.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-31-2017, 12:32 PM   #5232 (permalink)
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What's 'carded'?
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Old 08-31-2017, 12:33 PM   #5233 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2017, 12:42 PM   #5234 (permalink)
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*walks into gas station*

*gets beer and asks for cigarettes*

"ID?"
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-31-2017, 01:13 PM   #5235 (permalink)
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*walks into gas station*

*gets beer and asks for cigarettes*

"ID?"
"No thanks, just the beer and cigarettes will be fine."
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Old 08-31-2017, 01:21 PM   #5236 (permalink)
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TFW you know there's a spider under your bed but you can't find it.
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Old 08-31-2017, 01:40 PM   #5237 (permalink)
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TFW you know there's a spider under your bed but you can't find it.
I'd get a hotel room.
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Old 08-31-2017, 02:53 PM   #5238 (permalink)
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TFW you have less than $5 in your account till tomorrow but you want weed and more booze and you also don't have a car and **** all the **** that isn't you getting weed and more booze. My god am I not an adult don't tell Plankton.
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Old 08-31-2017, 02:57 PM   #5239 (permalink)
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Invest it and turn 5 dollars into 500 DOLLARS!!!
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Old 08-31-2017, 03:04 PM   #5240 (permalink)
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lol

Tfw it's your 51st birthday and some random dude you jammed with years ago calls you to ask if you'd like to join his band.
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