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Old 09-27-2017, 08:33 AM   #5441 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2017, 11:14 AM   #5442 (permalink)
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TFW when you take a short break from playing to get on the PC and use the john. Then you pick the guitar back up but can't find your pick. Look everywhere by re-tracing your steps and it's nowhere. Then you realize you've had it between your pursed lips the entire time.

Shared this story with a friend and he told me he once spent 5 minutes looking for his cellphone in his car - at night - and using the flashlight app on his cellphone.
Reminds me of a line from The Day The Earth Stood Still.
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Old 09-28-2017, 12:22 PM   #5443 (permalink)
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TFW you come home after a hard day, lie down in bed, relax and suddenly there's a loud buzzing sound and it turns out some big ass bug is chilling in your bed.
**** that ****. I have mesh on all the windows especially so none of those get in. ****ing hate insects and spiders and stuff.
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Old 09-28-2017, 01:17 PM   #5444 (permalink)
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TFW you come home after a hard day, lie down in bed, relax and suddenly there's a loud buzzing sound and it turns out some big ass bug is chilling in your bed.
**** that ****. I have mesh on all the windows especially so none of those get in. ****ing hate insects and spiders and stuff.
Worse if he has his bitches in there too!
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Old 09-28-2017, 01:19 PM   #5445 (permalink)
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Bitches in my bed? That'd be something new.
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Old 09-28-2017, 01:32 PM   #5446 (permalink)
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I don't allow my dogs on the furniture either.
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Old 09-28-2017, 02:09 PM   #5447 (permalink)
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Bitches in my bed? That'd be something new.
Meant the bug. Bugs have bitches too. Bitch bugs.
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Old 09-28-2017, 02:25 PM   #5448 (permalink)
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TFW you come home after a hard day, lie down in bed, relax and suddenly there's a loud buzzing sound and it turns out some big ass bug is chilling in your bed.
**** that ****. I have mesh on all the windows especially so none of those get in. ****ing hate insects and spiders and stuff.
The absolute worst is when you're just chilling in your room and all of a sudden there's a ****ing wasp flying around and you're forced to flee like a bitch, trapping it in your room and now you have no idea what to do. So you wrap yourself in a ridiculous amount of clothes like a god damn beekeeper and occasionally build up the courage to sneak into your room with some sort of makeshift flail, desperately searching for any sign of the wasp that is now nowhere to be seen, until you see it, strike, miss, and run with your tail between your legs.
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Old 09-28-2017, 05:41 PM   #5449 (permalink)
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The absolute worst is when you're just chilling in your room and all of a sudden there's a ****ing wasp flying around and you're forced to flee like a bitch, trapping it in your room and now you have no idea what to do. So you wrap yourself in a ridiculous amount of clothes like a god damn beekeeper and occasionally build up the courage to sneak into your room with some sort of makeshift flail, desperately searching for any sign of the wasp that is now nowhere to be seen, until you see it, strike, miss, and run with your tail between your legs.
Abso-****ing-lutely! I once walked into my room, saw a ****ing HUGE wasp hovering near my light (about the centre of the room), ducked out. Waited for like ten minutes before I plucked up the courage to sidle in, broom in hand, to push open the window enough so he could fly out, ****ed off again for a half hour, came back and he was gone. ****ed if I'm tackling a wasp as big as a small helicopter! Those things are EVIL!
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Old 09-28-2017, 09:46 PM   #5450 (permalink)
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Yeah, **** wasps. Gimmie a bee any-day. But wasps can go **** themselves.
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