TFW you want to wake and bake but all you have is intense indica purps that'll just make you go back to bed.

Being a livebeat sounds too violent.

Better than being a Bronskibeat.

Tfw your favorite local deli get's bought out and is under new management and the quality just isn't quite what it used to be so you quit going, but after a while you give them another chance and they...

TFW your college educated sister doesn't know what 'nihilism' means and you, the high school drop out, use words like 'duplicitous'.

Punch her in the face and jerk off on the bruise.

And post the video.

that feeling when, you drain a deep 3 pointer

Into a pan or something?