**** you, I was cringing at blood pouring out of your ruptured ear canal and hoping you'd be able to get the stain out of the pillow.

Phew. You're lucky. Ear infection pain will make you cry like a little girl ... oh. Wait. Never mind.
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Seriously though, it's the worst, and it's pain you can't relieve since it's inside your ear. You just keep stupidly pressing your hand, a pillow or anything against the side of your head in a vain hope that it might lessen the pain. It doesn't. Mine lasted about a week. Worst week of my entire life, painwise.

When I was young I would always get ear infections (I don't know why). And they hurt like hell, so yeah, I'm really glad I haven't gotten any in a while. :yeah:

TFW you think that basic human decency should be like insurance where it doesn't cover every eventuality, so that when you're at work and you see a retard with a hand puppet you can laugh like a psychopath and nobody acts like you're a bad person.

Is this some sort of euphemism?

A literal retarded person with a hand puppet of a dog wearing bunny ears. It was magical.

Golden. Was the puppet retarded too? :laughing:

A hand puppet is presumably as intelligent as its operator.

Often moreso.

TFW when something takes an hour longer than it should because you have to keep explaining basic **** to a nitwit who unsolicitedly volunteered their services.