I like Ska and I like Punk, but mixed together not so much.

And as for Pop Punk, let's just say I put on my earplugs if I have to watch American Pie.

It's such a fitting soundtrack to such a redundant and douchey film series too.

TFW you're outside smoking a cigarette and a neighborhood dog starts barking so you start barking back and the owner starts yelling at the dog to shut up and you walk right the **** back in the house cause it's 1am and you finished your cigarette.

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Yeah, this has literally never happened to me. Nor, I would venture to suggest, anyone else.
#Ur1WeirdFucker

That means a lot coming from you. But you've seriously never barked at a dog?

That's not a normal thing to do, wtf?

It's like when a baby's crying so you make crying noises back at it to mock it even though it has no idea what you're doing.

Eh, no. My usual reaction to a barking dog (assuming I'm safe inside) is to shout SHUT THE **** UP! If I'm outside and a dog barks at me I make that clicking sound you make with your tongue when you're trying to attract a dog to be petted, the calling thing: make it see you're neither hostile nor a threat.

This is what normal people do.

And I've never done that before either.

#Ur1WeirdFucker

You haven't even done it to a crying six-year-old? It's way more satisfying since they know they're being mocked.