Eh, no. My usual reaction to a barking dog (assuming I'm safe inside) is to shout SHUT THE **** UP! If I'm outside and a dog barks at me I make that clicking sound you make with your tongue when you're trying to attract a dog to be petted, the calling thing: make it see you're neither hostile nor a threat.

This is what normal people do.

And I've never done that before either.

#Ur1WeirdFucker

You haven't even done it to a crying six-year-old? It's way more satisfying since they know they're being mocked.

More times than I've masturbated.

Nah, mate. Wtf kind of babies have you been traumatising, Bat?

Whiny little bitch ones.

Question: What should you do if a dog barks at you and he's outside the fence?

Answer: RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Batty, you do realise that barking at at dog who's already barking at you will be taken by that dog as a challenge, don't you? At best, he'll keep barking and get more aggressive, at worst he'll go for you. Stupidity 101, my friend. Do NOT challenge a dog's alpha status.

You people would make the most boring dog owners.

Dogs generally don't see a human barking at them as a threat because they're just confused as to why you're barking, cause you're not a ****ing dog. And this was a dog in the general vicinity of the neighborhood that was clearly in its yard while I was far off in my own fenced in yard.