TFW you make a drunk purchase on Amazon but then you cancel it cause you don't think you can justify spending that money but the order goes through anyway and you still don't regret it cause now you have a hard copy of John Woo's Hardboiled. I will take a week of paid vacation soon and call up my buddy who I go see action movies with constantly and be like, "Bro, I'll be off this weekend and we'll get wasted at your apartment and have a sleep over like kids and play video games all night and we will ****ing watch Hardboiled and lose our ****". This is a certainty and it will be awesome and I'm glad that my Amazon order was not cancelled. My mood right now is my avatar.

Where are you on the Kinsey scale?

we'd all be better off being a touch more gay

In general not very high but I also have a thing for transsexual m-t-f's that's pretty specific where they have to be able to pass for women but they just have dicks that I guess throws a wrench in the works, but I'm still not attracted to men for the most part and not attracted to transsexuals who look like "men failing to pass as women".

So I consider myself straight with an asterisk.

Why?

You'd only **** a dude if they looked like a lady? That's so gay.

I'd play the boner field if I could get over how much dudes ****ing reek but no dice yet.

Vaycay = Get Sum

TFW a really hot hentai dickgirl's balls are too hairy for you to get down with.

TFW you try to properly tag your new Magma album and those ****ing diacritics don't even seem to be possible in unicode. My OCD hates that.

We can't even blame Obama anymore smh.

TFW you are 100% certain you have just killed a roach but there’s no corpse.