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Trollheart · 10-29-2017, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

That means a lot coming from you. But you've seriously never barked at a dog?

Eh, no. My usual reaction to a barking dog (assuming I'm safe inside) is to shout SHUT THE **** UP! If I'm outside and a dog barks at me I make that clicking sound you make with your tongue when you're trying to attract a dog to be petted, the calling thing: make it see you're neither hostile nor a threat.

This is what normal people do.

Trollheart · 10-29-2017, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

It's like when a baby's crying so you make crying noises back at it to mock it even though it has no idea what you're doing.

And I've never done that before either.

#Ur1WeirdFucker

The Batlord · 10-29-2017, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

And I've never done that before either.

#Ur1WeirdFucker

You haven't even done it to a crying six-year-old? It's way more satisfying since they know they're being mocked.

**Frownland** · 10-29-2017, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

That means a lot coming from you. But you've seriously never barked at a dog?

More times than I've masturbated.

RiPS · 10-29-2017, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

It's like when a baby's crying so you make crying noises back at it to mock it even though it has no idea what you're doing.

Nah, mate. Wtf kind of babies have you been traumatising, Bat?

The Batlord · 10-30-2017, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by RiPS

Nah, mate. Wtf kind of babies have you been traumatising, Bat?

Whiny little bitch ones.

rubber soul · 10-30-2017, 05:51 AM

Question: What should you do if a dog barks at you and he's outside the fence?

Answer: RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Trollheart · 10-30-2017, 12:28 PM

Batty, you do realise that barking at at dog who's already barking at you will be taken by that dog as a challenge, don't you? At best, he'll keep barking and get more aggressive, at worst he'll go for you. Stupidity 101, my friend. Do NOT challenge a dog's alpha status.

**Frownland** · 10-30-2017, 12:35 PM

You people would make the most boring dog owners.

The Batlord · 10-30-2017, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Batty, you do realise that barking at at dog who's already barking at you will be taken by that dog as a challenge, don't you? At best, he'll keep barking and get more aggressive, at worst he'll go for you. Stupidity 101, my friend. Do NOT challenge a dog's alpha status.

Dogs generally don't see a human barking at them as a threat because they're just confused as to why you're barking, cause you're not a ****ing dog. And this was a dog in the general vicinity of the neighborhood that was clearly in its yard while I was far off in my own fenced in yard.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	You people would make the most boring dog owners. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x