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TFW your best friend who's studying to be a graphic designer tells you that he has a Deviant Art page that Bronies are all about, but that he isn't doing porn, and you're just like, yeah bro. Totally convinced. You're totally not making hentai. And if you're not, then what's your problem? Make that money, dumbass. Those freaks are hard up and you need to make dat money.
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When you bite your lip so hard that you look like you have a herpe bump on your lip
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TFW you're tired and you've got your cheek perched on your knuckles and you look down your hand and it's like an open tunnel and Jesus Christ you just gotta go the **** to bed but god damn are you hungry and you need a cigarette.
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that feeling when.... you get goosebumps from the song youre listening to.
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I was young at the time. Too young to even be sneaking alcohol from my parents liquor cabinet, so the taste immediately made me throw up. I've been an alcoholic ever since. |
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TFW you're hurt/sick, and all you can think about is how you took for granted when you felt not hurt/sick. That's the boat I'm in right now.
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I mixed in Quik with alcoholic egg nog by accident once (thought it was milk). I was wondering why I was feeling so woosy.
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TFW you pick a really nice booger at work and want to eat it but there's a camera right there so you just flick it onto the floor.
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