Hoo boy. Break out the Parka.

I drive with the heater all the way up and the windows all the way down.

Vagina warm
Nipples hard

Smart

Also when I was in Wyoming it was -19F and I shoveled snow and de-iced the deck at 7am like the mountain woman I am *flexes biceps*

You're one tough cookie.

That feeling when you dunk a tough cookie in coffee.

TFW you burn a pan of cookies at work and try to remind your co-workers of a fellow co-worker who generally burns pans of cookies on the reg to symbolically shift blame.

Tfw your very first internet bf and your very first internet girlfriend just married each other. Wtf small ass world. I am baffled.

They both probably traded up.

**** you charles