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Old 11-17-2017, 05:14 PM   #5711 (permalink)
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tfw an air force man jumps your car for you in the middle of a busy main street and offers to follow you to the auto shop to make sure you don't end up stranded

I'm never sitting down during a national anthem again

also my battery and my alternator passed with flying colors and my **** is still out of whack working and then not working what is this
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Old 11-17-2017, 05:59 PM   #5712 (permalink)
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tfw an air force man jumps your car for you in the middle of a busy main street and offers to follow you to the auto shop to make sure you don't end up stranded

I'm never sitting down during a national anthem again

also my battery and my alternator passed with flying colors and my **** is still out of whack working and then not working what is this
Who woulda thought this was all it took to completely reverse elph's strongly-held beliefs?!!!
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Old 11-18-2017, 08:58 AM   #5713 (permalink)
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tfw an air force man jumps your car for you in the middle of a busy main street and offers to follow you to the auto shop to make sure you don't end up stranded

I'm never sitting down during a national anthem again

also my battery and my alternator passed with flying colors and my **** is still out of whack working and then not working what is this
Could be the fuel pump is going bad.

Edit: Or it may be a faulty canuten valve, or even quite possibly, jesus doesn't like you or something. Who knows. What kind of appliance was it again?
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Old 11-18-2017, 01:03 PM   #5714 (permalink)
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tfw an air force man jumps your car for you in the middle of a busy main street and offers to follow you to the auto shop to make sure you don't end up stranded

I'm never sitting down during a national anthem again

also my battery and my alternator passed with flying colors and my **** is still out of whack working and then not working what is this
Might be a problem with the starter, starter relay, starter solenoid. Could also be something fairly simple like a worn or loose battery cable.
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Old 11-18-2017, 01:16 PM   #5715 (permalink)
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TFW...

*in room*

"Holy **** I need to piss. I know, I'll go to the bathroom and smoke a cig while I'm out."

*reaches for pack*

*empty*

*grabs new pack*

*spends ten seconds feverishly opening pack while doing the peepee dance*
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Old 11-18-2017, 01:54 PM   #5716 (permalink)
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i forgot indoor plumbing isn’t a thing in virginia
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Old 11-18-2017, 01:59 PM   #5717 (permalink)
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Old 11-18-2017, 02:04 PM   #5718 (permalink)
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I thought the same thing tbh
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Old 11-18-2017, 11:36 PM   #5719 (permalink)
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Could also be something fairly simple like a worn or loose battery cable.
I'm thinking it's this
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Old 11-20-2017, 11:38 AM   #5720 (permalink)
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TFW you can't tell if you hurt your back or if you just need to take a massive ****.

UPDATE: Pretty sure it's the former. These next six hours at work should be fun.
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