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Old 07-31-2018, 02:18 PM   #6331 (permalink)
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Tfw you can always put more dressing on a salad but you can't take any away, and you realize that you just failed that life lesson.
I experienced this feel today.
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Old 07-31-2018, 02:20 PM   #6332 (permalink)
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I've evolved to the point of never using salad dressing at all. Don't ruin a perfectly good salad, man.
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Old 07-31-2018, 02:25 PM   #6333 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2018, 02:27 PM   #6334 (permalink)
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Please put your dick away.
But I'm just so proud of it.
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Old 07-31-2018, 02:30 PM   #6335 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2018, 02:33 PM   #6336 (permalink)
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I would no longer toss that salad. Ruined.
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Old 07-31-2018, 03:20 PM   #6337 (permalink)
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I've evolved to the point of never using salad dressing at all. Don't ruin a perfectly good salad, man.
It's ****ing salad, who cares? The dressing (and any meat) is to justify to your taste buds that you're not eating a real meal.
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It's ****ing salad, who cares? The dressing (and any meat) is to justify to your taste buds that you're not eating a real meal.
Of course, the real pro-tip is to skip the salad entirely.
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Old 07-31-2018, 03:23 PM   #6339 (permalink)
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Salad rules but of course fat american plebs don't get it and put ketchup and mayonnaise and **** in it.
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Old 07-31-2018, 03:31 PM   #6340 (permalink)
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Salad rules but of course fat american plebs don't get it and put ketchup and mayonnaise and **** in it.
Salad is a bull**** invention by restaurants to offload their excess produce.
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