Did I say she was at a register? They had that poor old smelly lady making sandwiches bro.

TFW you get a nose bleed and shove some tissue up your nose, then you change the tissue after it gets too bloody, then you pull that one out to see if it's all bloody and it kinda is but not enough for you to bother changing it, then you shove it back in your nose and get a fresh smell of blood.

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tfw you go to take a leak and the stream just isn't hitting the water and you're like wut and look down and the bottom of your shirt is in the way.

TFW you're too sleep deprived to sleep

Bug eyed

That feeling when you decided to revisit an old internet hangout and see the interface hasn't changed much.

TFW your 9/11 memes are too dank for Facebook to handle and your page gets suspended.

Tfw you have to take a crap, and there's only one working toilet in the building and the water tank blew up and ****ed up everything plumbing-wise, so you go to use the porta-john out back and that's closed up too for some reason, so now your only option is to squinch your butt cheeks together and try to hold it as you travel 4 miles down the road to the other office where there's 2 full bathrooms of complete privacy and solitude and you think this is great and maybe wanna just do this all the time but traveling 4 miles to take a **** kinda sucks.

I'll never forget the accident.

Ugh, don't remind me.

Anyways turns out that they just banned my account and not the page, so other admin guy and fake account me to the rescue, kinda.