tfw you had a 4 day weekend but you blinked and now you work in less than 24 hours

Nah. It's the gift, especially when you specifically ask what someone wants and then ignore the list.

Nah, expectations are for people who drink the Kool Aid.

TFW you're on page 666.

http://assets.blabbermouth.net/media...10hand_638.jpg

Tfw you see a FB post about an actual wooden post, and look, there's comments. Lots of comments. Comments like "It's about time...", and "Finally... blah blah this blah that", and you think maybe someone somewhere hit a reset button.

I wanted Sharkleberry Fin!!

You don't have to mention it.

TFW you have a cough, or a burp, or a hiccup, or a SOMETHING that "jiggers" your throat and at the very first instant you realize that a small amount of stomach acid is about to be flung up your esophagus and leave your throat burning for the next five minutes unless you can immediately stop the cough/burp/hiccup/SOMETHING... you almost stop it... but it just makes the inevitable more tragic and tasting of whatever the **** stomach acid tastes like.

Bile, isn’t it?

I thought bile was somehow different.