amazing.

Women.

dude you've heard my voice I'm hardly a woman

And you look so tiny. It's a weird match.

I know. I act like a 12 year old boy though, so in real life it makes more sense

TFW you're eating in a public bathroom and someone else's shit smell is like an off putting marinade.

It's where I work and sometimes when I get off work with my purloined food I also really need to take a **** so it is what it is.

:(

Like you've never eaten on the can.

Lol absolutely never