I know those dysphoria feels. just keep drinking lacroix, it really does help. remember, food is the one thing you CAN control!

It might just be the size and shape of his eyebrows but he does have a prominent brow at least.

TFW you start a Youtube video with immediate audio so you start spamming the left arrow key to turn it into a remix.

Tfw your cold case podcast suddenly has a new episode and it's just an ad for another podcast smh

This is weird advice to tell someone who seemingly has some sort of mental health issue related to body image/food.

That's the joke.

*walk of shame*

That feeling when you make a techno playlist on Spotify called "Techno State" that you've been adding to for years only for Spotify themselves to make a playlist with the same name and fill it with garbage.

...when you order a Pub Burger and house chips for lunch and get a free beer battered onion ring in the mix.

That is potentially pretty sweet but all that empty space in the middle of an onion ring means it wastes space. I'm fat and I think about these things.