I always thought her antics were for the sake of boring controversy.

I heard that on early issues of that album, the record company just placed an LP-sized sticker with a more family-friendly design on top of the album artwork to conceal the bloody baby massacre, as they didn't have time/money to just make new sleeves.

:laughing:

TFW Summer is sleeping against my back as I read ghost stories.

You need to teach him/her to give you the massages.

That feeling when you are so high you become all paranoid and start hearing bees buzzing but you think "Im just really high" but then you look up and 2 bees are buzzing around your lightbulb.

That feeling when you're so high you can't figure out why the helicopter has been hovering over your house for five whole minutes, then you realize it's your air conditioner.

TFW you're wondering how well a massage from a cat would work out.

:rofl:

you so high you start yelling "This is just for personal use, im not dealing it!!" >_<

tfw you're scrolling through your bookmarks and realize you don't recognize most of the sites on your list and that you were probably drunk when you added them. Then you happen to find a pretty fun band's bandcamp and get to wondering how you found them.

Edit:

It had to have been Bulbasaur. Bulbasaur plays stuff like mumblr all the time because he's a cool guy and all. He probably even has like, his own waffle maker. Cuz he makes waffles. Because cool people make their own waffles.

tfw you have overpracticed a piece, know it by heart and fear that you won't manage to perform it as you intend to do.
You critizise yourself afterwards for every tiny mistake and your professor says: "Congratulations, that was a perfect performance."

-_- I need to get rid of that pressure to achieve, straight away!