Chula Vista

TFW you realize you've just itched your eye and realize you forgot to wash your hands after cutting up an uber spicy pepper.

(happened very recently and I was in some major serious pain for about 15 brutal minutes)

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

GuD

^ha!

i've done that and then gone to the bathroom. this was a week after I gave my coworker a bunch of grief over doing the same thing...

they were so red
it was so awful

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
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Moss

Oh man, been there. I remember making bacon wrapped peppers once and I actually just rubbed my lip and holy crap. I wear rubber gloves and I am super careful these days.

RoxyRollah

TFW you have to exsplain to the cops why you are covered in "blood" .....

Really It's my Halloween costume. One of 87 Halloween costumes,but still its a costume damnit!

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Scarlett O'Hara

My mom is helping me plan my dead hooker outfit for Halloween night. Instead of a junkie I'm going to be a victim of Jack the Ripper (who will hopefully be played by my friend) and I'll slash my dress, cover it and my neck in slash wounds and blood. Plus I'll get a copy of the JTR symbol he put on his victims.

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RoxyRollah

Quit laughing I had to talk my way outta that ticket!

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Scarlett O'Hara

You mean flash your tits.

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RoxyRollah

Pretty much yea.

Oh if by flash my tits you mean addressing the officer by his rank,being friendly and having my forensics shirt in the back window then yeah...

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simplephysics

Once I went to a Halloween party as Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction, complete with a bloody nose and a needle sticking out of my chest. Let me tell you, that one was hard to explain to the McDonald's staff at 3 in the morning. Not to mention other party go-ers who were very concerned about my apparent nosebleed.

GuD

so is there a place where they sell those or...

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc