GuD

tfw someone you don't know walks into the kitchen and says "Hello!" and in the back of your mmmind you're thinking "BITCH I WILL GOUGE YOUR SPOON OUT WITH YOUR EYES!" and the only thing stopping you from saying it is the dilemma of whether or not that's a scarier thing to say than the less non sequitur "BITCH I WILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT WITH THIS SPOON" Or perhaps the perhaps even more non sequitur possibilities "BITCH I WILL SPOON YOUR EYES OUT WITH YOUR GOUGE!" or "EYES I WILL GOUGE YOUR BITCH OUT WITH YOUR SPOONS!". Ultimately you just nod peacefully, grab a pint of ice cream, and retreat to your room.