That feeling when...

**Frownland** · 06-25-2015, 11:52 PM

TFW you're super smashed and you go to Denny's with a friend and he orders a waffle and then he starts eating it but doesn't cut it up by the squares but jumps right it and makes some crazy pancake diagonal cut on a waffle and it really ****s with you but then you realize that it's okay because the world is a melting pot and diversity of opinions on how to cut waffles is what make this place interesting and it doesn't even matter if you cut your waffles into perfect little squares when you eat them because that's what you like and your friend might like something different and your run on sentence is starting to make you look like a fool so you decide to stop right here.

The Batlord · 06-26-2015, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

TFW you're super smashed and you go to Denny's with a friend and he orders a waffle and then he starts eating it but doesn't cut it up by the squares but jumps right it and makes some crazy pancake diagonal cut on a waffle and it really ****s with you but then you realize that it's okay because the world is a melting pot and diversity of opinions on how to cut waffles is what make this place interesting and it doesn't even matter if you cut your waffles into perfect little squares when you eat them because that's what you like and your friend might like something different and your run on sentence is starting to make you look like a fool so you decide to stop right here.

Smashed? Dude, you're high as ****, aren't you? And your friend's an *******.

**Frownland** · 06-26-2015, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Smashed? Dude, you're high as ****, aren't you? And your friend's an *******.

Smashed = drunk you dumb ****, but thank you for taking my (clearly correct) side on the issue.

The Batlord · 06-26-2015, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Smashed = drunk you dumb ****, but thank you for taking my (clearly correct) side on the issue.

I know smashed means drunk. I was saying that you clearly sounded high, as opposed to drunk.

06-25-2015, 11:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	TFW you're super smashed and you go to Denny's with a friend and he orders a waffle and then he starts eating it but doesn't cut it up by the squares but jumps right it and makes some crazy pancake diagonal cut on a waffle and it really ***s with you but then you realize that it's okay because the world is a melting pot and diversity of opinions on how to cut waffles is what make this place interesting and it doesn't even matter if you cut your waffles into perfect little squares when you eat them because that's what you like and your friend might like something different and your run on sentence is starting to make you look like a fool so you decide to stop right here. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

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