The Batlord

TFW you go for the extra beers from two days ago, thinking you have five, but you actually only have two, and now you're wondering how you didn't wake up in a puddle of your own vomit.

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Trollheart

Those damn beer goblins again! Can't leave your beer unattended for five minutes....

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Chula Vista

TFW you bend down to pat a dog, get up too fast, a massive head rush, and then almost pass out.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

I used to do this in high school for the high where you pass out and have a seizure. Don't mix with ecstasy.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Chula Vista

Between Massachusetts and California we lived in Tempe Arizona for 4 months. This was 20 years ago. Linda and I did ectasy one night, walked out into the desert amongst the cactus, during the most amazing sunset I've ever witnessed.

Ever seen a large cactus up close and personal? Running into one would be the very definition of "death by a thousand cuts". Every single one of these would draw blood.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Trollheart

I think that's being unfair. Their heads are all pretty normal sized.

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