TFW you wake to find Cyndy (the family friend you were catsitting for) helping herself to coffee in the kitchen because you forgot your house key and, after she's finished giving you the morning report, she starts asking why you don't have children or a husband and that "Time's running out!" (Am I dying and not aware of it..?) and that I should be thankful for my "good birthing hips!" as if that alone should motivate me to squeeze out some kids for no particular reason.
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon
Tfw your bf texts you "let's do dinner and movie tonight" and you're looking forward to it all day and then you get home and he's like "so what should I get from the store, can you make meatloaf?" and by movie he means whatever we find on Amazon video.
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Why do they all do this kind of thing? How does eating meatloaf in the dark while watching TV sound like a fun and sexy time to anyone?
(ahem)
01-24-2018, 04:00 AM
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