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Old 03-28-2018, 02:30 PM   #5941 (permalink)
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I've also become fond of "don't count your possums before they hatch" after saying it to my sister once by mistake. (I always have dogs and possums on the brain.) Oh, by the way, does anyone else's older relatives say "I'll be on you like a junebug" as a threat? Is it just an Arkansas thing? I've never heard anyone else say it.

Oh and speaking of dog feets, a lot of people also don't realize that their paws can be burned by hot sidewalks in the summer. They have sensitive feets.
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Old 03-28-2018, 02:35 PM   #5942 (permalink)
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Today I was emailing with a salesman about some online marketing stuff. He had one idea which I had to tell him was not compliant (aka illegal) to which he responded "Mothballs!"

White people say the darnedest things.
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Old 03-28-2018, 02:37 PM   #5943 (permalink)
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Dogs don't sweat, retard.
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**** yes I was hoping someone would say this.

Listen up, bitch. Dogs sweat through their paws. They just don't use sweating as a primary cooling method like us humans do.
lol damn batlord you one dumb bitch
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Old 03-28-2018, 02:39 PM   #5944 (permalink)
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Today I was emailing with a salesman about some online marketing stuff. He had one idea which I had to tell him was not compliant (aka illegal) to which he responded "Mothballs!"

White people say the darnedest things.
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Old 03-28-2018, 03:18 PM   #5945 (permalink)
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lol damn batlord you one dumb bitch
No I looked it up before I said it. Sweating through their paws and noses is no basis for a serious joke about them sweating in church.
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No I looked it up before I said it. Sweating through their paws and noses is no basis for a serious joke about them sweating in church.
You said "dogs don't sweat, retard" not "dogs don't sweat enough to legitimize a joke that uses dog sweat as a punchline."
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Why would I post that many words?
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*shrug*

Why would you knowingly say something false?
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Cause **** it close enough.
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Pretty sure that would be the opposite of close.
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