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10-15-2019, 05:18 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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TFW you watch a WatchMojo video with a good clickbait title and feel like you just voted for Donald Trump.
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11-13-2019, 04:46 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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TFW you work at a restaurant and an old friend shows up loudly asking you to hook him up and you're just like "omgshutthe****up".
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11-13-2019, 06:57 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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TFW you're watching someone on a Youtube video and you notice there's dust or a hair on your screen and you go to wipe it off with your finger and it just so happens to be over their face and you're like
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11-16-2019, 08:11 PM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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TFW you ask for your check at the bar and they think that you're asking for another drink that they end up giving you for free because of the mixup and you walk home way drunker than you expected because it was a strong ass beer. That's a universal feeling, right?
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11-18-2019, 08:45 AM
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Aficionado of Fine Filth
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: You don't want to look in there.
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I had a $40 bar tab for food & drinks at a show a while ago and when I asked for the check, the waiter told me that someone had already paid my bill.
I have no idea who the person was or why they paid my tab.
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11-19-2019, 04:51 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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TFW you've got a killer/extra terrible dad joke and corner people at work when they're alone so you can tell it the max number of times while looking over your shoulder to make sure no one who's already heard it is in ear shot.
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11-30-2019, 05:35 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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TFW there's barely any beer at Thanksgiving but copious amounts of wine but you don't feel old enough to drink actual wine from an actual wine glass in actual adult company.
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