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12-15-2019, 06:21 PM | #6692 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Someone just put a box of Hot Pockets in your freezer and messed with your light switch? Look, you're being a ****ing crazy person.
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12-15-2019, 06:27 PM | #6694 (permalink) | |
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Either that or your parents visited when you weren't home. Your mother gave you Hot Pockets and your dad tried to fix your light switch.
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12-16-2019, 03:47 AM | #6696 (permalink) | |
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The agent was most likely a rookie and didn't do a thorough job. The Hot Pockets are probably laced with some type of drug. I'd throw those out ASAP. |
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12-16-2019, 04:17 AM | #6697 (permalink) | |
Be aware of the psyop
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I thought the hot pockets were laced too but I made it alive this morning... |
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12-22-2019, 01:31 PM | #6698 (permalink) | |
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TFW you try to spit in your trash can but it hits the wall.
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12-22-2019, 01:38 PM | #6700 (permalink) | |
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In my defense I'm getting over a cold and coughing up so much throat splooge it's gotta go somewhere.
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