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Old 12-15-2019, 06:27 PM   #6641 (permalink)
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Either that or your parents visited when you weren't home. Your mother gave you Hot Pockets and your dad tried to fix your light switch.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-16-2019, 12:42 AM   #6642 (permalink)
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Either that or your parents visited when you weren't home. Your mother gave you Hot Pockets and your dad tried to fix your light switch.
That's sexist.
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Old 12-16-2019, 03:47 AM   #6643 (permalink)
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That feeling when you see your light switch screw un-screwed, meaning someone was in my apartment while I was gone and un-screwed it...
Probably the FBI installing a surveillance device to monitor you while you're at home.

The agent was most likely a rookie and didn't do a thorough job.

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A random box of hot pockets in the freezer, im not sure if I bought them or not
The Hot Pockets are probably laced with some type of drug. I'd throw those out ASAP.
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Old 12-22-2019, 01:31 PM   #6644 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2019, 01:34 PM   #6645 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2019, 01:38 PM   #6646 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2019, 01:45 PM   #6647 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2019, 01:56 PM   #6648 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2019, 02:13 PM   #6650 (permalink)
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I go to the bathroom once every couple hours but it's for like a half hour cause I bring comics to read. Pisses my mom the **** off tbh.
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