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Old 07-13-2020, 04:27 PM   #6981 (permalink)
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I know what real life is, I've been living in it for well over a decade
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Old 07-23-2020, 08:59 PM   #6982 (permalink)
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TFW somebody tries to be funny but they're so unfunny that you get depressed from it.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 07-24-2020, 01:01 AM   #6983 (permalink)
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There was a guy like that in my office, one of the small perks of the corona crisis is that I don't have to deal with him anymore
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 07-24-2020, 04:38 AM   #6984 (permalink)
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One of the few benefits of being an essential worker is that my co-workers can't escape my "jokes".
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-24-2020, 05:10 AM   #6985 (permalink)
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As long as you don't laugh at your own lame jokes in a high pitched nervous giggle and aren't sexually inappropriate to most girls around you you're not nearly as bad as the guy in my office
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Old 07-24-2020, 06:31 PM   #6986 (permalink)
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As long as you don't laugh at your own lame jokes in a high pitched nervous giggle and aren't sexually inappropriate to most girls around you you're not nearly as bad as the guy in my office
Why not report him to your manager or HR?
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Old 07-25-2020, 01:44 AM   #6987 (permalink)
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I'm one of the girls he leaves alone luckily, I don't even know the details of it. I have talked to other girls about it but they don't want to report anything
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Old 07-25-2020, 02:56 AM   #6988 (permalink)
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Start sexually harassing him so he'll know how it feels.
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Old 07-25-2020, 06:56 AM   #6989 (permalink)
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So I'd have to go near him? No thanks. Besides, he considers any kind of attention flattering
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Old 07-25-2020, 07:04 AM   #6990 (permalink)
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How's his hygiene?
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