I'm pretty feminine. I like to tell my friends that they've just missed the turnoff and light a bunch of candles when I masturbate.

I'm pretty feminine I get bad tempered & irrational once a month.
Mine tends to last around 30-31 days though.

I'm butch as phuck, my beard is ten feet long and I need to wear sweatpants to get space for my giant wiener. Unfortunately, Batty doesn't agree, ONLY because of my magnificent tits.

I might give that a go later. Sets a nice ambience?

So at the top of March you must be a real mother****er.

I dunno what I am, quite a mixture I think.

I like generally girly things like high heels, bags, makeup, shopping, dresses, doing my hair and stuff like that but also love driving, dirt bikes, playstations, mountain biking, sport, the outdoors, trainers. I'm like two completely different people in one :).

Well physically, I have a beard and am pretty hairy in general, but I also have a rather round facial structure and big thighs. More importantly though, I don't identify as particularly masculine or feminine. My gender comportment and expression is pretty neutral from my point of view. I've always considered my voice to be kind of androgynous (though we tend to hear our voices as deeper than what they actually are). I like shooty video games and stuff and occasionally partake in watching a FOOBAW game, but I also have little problem admitting I like cutesy things. I'm fairly submissive, but I don't really think that's feminine like some people do.
But if we're talking stereotypes anyway, I am pretty gross and lazy so there's that.
I don't know, I just don't really care either way. I sometimes giggle when someone calls me girly, and I sometimes feel a dumb male pride when someone describes me as masculine. Fluidity's a cool thing.

I work so much with my hands, I don't even paint my fingernails. I don't even really have fingernails anymore because they keep breaking and chipping off. It would just be a waste for me to do anything with them.

I will take things a closet gay would say for $500 alex

you don't have to get them painted just get them clipped, filed and have your cuticles taken care of it.

Maybe a clear coat if you are feeling adventurous