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Lisnaholic 02-26-2014 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1409886)
Sometimes when walking home I close my eyes and keep walking, the most steps I've taken without opening my eyes again is 7, I always bottle it and when I open my eyes I'm still in the middle of the pavement anyway.

Hey, I used to do exactly the same thing, Fluffy!!
I was fascinated by how difficult it is. I even tried it a few times in the middle of an empty football pitch, but still only managed about five paces. It`s extraordinary how your instinct (Open your eyes! ) triumphs over your rational mind (There`s nothing dangerous, you just checked). Also had a similar sensation to yours when I opened my eyes; convinced I was going to hit a lampost, then finding it was still 10 yards away.

I suspect that most of us have played race-the-pedestrian at one time or another, but your speck-of-dirt exercise is a real original - think I might try that myself sometime ...

Surell 02-26-2014 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1409858)
One of my latest projects has been putting up subtle jokes in my dorm. I put an E.E. Cummings book by the toilet and another where we keep the kleenex.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. That's good.

Cuthbert 02-26-2014 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1420383)
Hey, I used to do exactly the same thing, Fluffy!!
I was fascinated by how difficult it is. I even tried it a few times in the middle of an empty football pitch, but still only managed about five paces. It`s extraordinary how your instinct (Open your eyes! ) triumphs over your rational mind (There`s nothing dangerous, you just checked). Also had a similar sensation to yours when I opened my eyes; convinced I was going to hit a lampost, then finding it was still 10 yards away.

I suspect that most of us have played race-the-pedestrian at one time or another, but your speck-of-dirt exercise is a real original - think I might try that myself sometime ...

Thanks a lot man, yeah try it, it's really fun.

I live quite close to a big field with football pitches on, might try walking with my eyes shut there, see how many I can do.

PoorOldPo 02-27-2014 01:26 AM

I put a load of crab apples in a formation and then fire **** at them, like arrows and spears. Usually when I'm stoned.

Scarlett O'Hara 02-27-2014 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1410277)
Maybe he said not to call him because he doesn't want to hear you using the washroom :laughing:

He needs to harden up!

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1410721)
This. Plus she has IBS, so I'd probably be able to hear all kinds of splooshing and splashing. Gross.

:laughing:

Batlord, I'm going to be the MB bully and shove your face into the toilet after the spooshing.

Oh and you don't get symptoms of IBS every day it's dependent on food, stress or both.

The Batlord 02-28-2014 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1421031)
Batlord, I'm going to be the MB bully and shove your face into the toilet after the spooshing.

Oh and you don't get symptoms of IBS every day it's dependent on food, stress or both.

So does that mean you got the Hershey squirts whenever they did a pop quiz in school?

IvanMC 03-02-2014 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1409951)
If that's the case, then there are some other people here who make posts while taking a shit.

I used to have magazines in front of my beloved toilet. Now there's my netbook... so I am setting some passengers free right now. Stupid things I do: I'm hooked on Street Fighter II and PES09... I'm 35.


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