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Old 01-24-2014, 03:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Do you do anything that's essentially lost on everyone else but still keeps you amused? Post em here.

One of my latest projects has been putting up subtle jokes in my dorm. I put an E.E. Cummings book by the toilet and another where we keep the kleenex.

When I'm really stoned at night I like to wander outside and find an area that's pitch black and stare into it until I start seeing things.

I also like to comb my mustache to no visible effect.
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Old 01-24-2014, 03:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2014, 03:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I make abnormal and erratic vocalizations, and I like to fall down on purpose and throw myself into objects.
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Old 01-24-2014, 03:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I use my phone while taking a dump, because I can't handle 5 minutes without it. I religiously use notalwaysright.com and noalwaysworking.com on my phone. I like to colour in Disney books.
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I like to make awkward eye contact with strangers when I find they're staring at me. I also make a point to get in a customer's way to pick up something they dropped (with no intention of putting it back where it belongs) and then give them the glare of death.
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Old 01-24-2014, 04:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Team Fortress 2 and Tumblr occupy way too much of my time these days.
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Old 01-24-2014, 04:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I use my phone while taking a dump, because I can't handle 5 minutes without it.
Do this as well. Got a 147 on Total Snooker the other day. Enjoy a spot of poo-posting too .

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When I'm really stoned at night I like to wander outside and find an area that's pitch black and stare into it until I start seeing things.


Not quite the same but I squish my eyeballs until I see colours sometimes.

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Old 01-24-2014, 04:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I usually use that time to watch a Youtube video or two.

Or I will check out some google+ communities.
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If I'm traveling in a car and there's a speck of dirt on the window, I like to imagine it's a person running parkour style against the backdrop of the scenery that we're driving past. As we approach things; a tree, a house, a lamppost, I move my head slightly up or downwards and thus the person 'clears' the obstacle. If you get the timing right it's quite convincing.

Sometimes when walking home I close my eyes and keep walking, the most steps I've taken without opening my eyes again is 7, I always bottle it and when I open my eyes I'm still in the middle of the pavement anyway.

Another thing I do is when walking down the road, if there's another person on the other side walking in the same direction and in front of me, I race them. Sometimes I underestimate the competitor and they are quite a fast walker & I don't always set the finish line (a certain landmark, post box, next street etc) far enough ahead and end up almost sprinting to protect my undefeated record.

I ask myself questions that have yes or no answers based on things I want to happen, then set myself a challenge in my head based on what I'm doing and if I'm successful then said scenario happens, e.g. if I throw this apple core in the bin, Villa will win tonight. If I miss I just throw it again until it lands in the bin.
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Are you poo posting right now mate?
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