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Old 03-04-2014, 09:53 AM   #51 (permalink)
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I second that. What's a taint???
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Old 03-04-2014, 05:43 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I'm opting for a smaller penis. I'm tired of putting people in the hospital .
Maybe not smaller homie, but less sharp! Try less sharp first.
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Old 03-05-2014, 05:52 AM   #53 (permalink)
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I second that. What's a taint???
It's the part you rub right before the man ejaculates.
You have to find that muscle and get rough with it.

AKA: The Perineum.
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Old 03-05-2014, 07:08 AM   #54 (permalink)
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I could do with bigger boobs.
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Old 03-05-2014, 07:32 AM   #55 (permalink)
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I could d with a bigger penis, though, it seems to me most of the women I've been with prefer to 'rub' not 'penetrate'. So...maybe it wouldn't really matter. Anyways, I'm a pretty predictable guy. Roamantic. Stay, faithful, to whomever I'm with, for years. Learn their ways. At most you're having sex 5 hours a day, the rest is actual communication and just living with each other...so....
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Old 03-05-2014, 11:07 AM   #56 (permalink)
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I'm kind of unimaginative I guess. All I want is a third eye in the middle of my forehead, shoulder-mounted rocket launchers, bat wings (of course), skin that absorbs all the light around me so that I become a living shadow, glowing red eyes so that the only thing you see is a sea of blackness with two red orbs in the middle that strike terror into your very soul, and a bigger penis.
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Old 03-05-2014, 07:36 PM   #57 (permalink)
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I'm kind of unimaginative I guess. All I want is a third eye in the middle of my forehead, shoulder-mounted rocket launchers, bat wings (of course), skin that absorbs all the light around me so that I become a living shadow, glowing red eyes so that the only thing you see is a sea of blackness with two red orbs in the middle that strike terror into your very soul, and a bigger penis.
God you're so boring! I KNEW you were gonna say that. Though you forgot the eye-mounted cameras so you can perve away and nobody will know. I'd kill for those.
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Old 03-05-2014, 09:55 PM   #58 (permalink)
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I'd trade stomach and abs with Daniel Craig.
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Old 03-05-2014, 10:03 PM   #59 (permalink)
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I'd trade stomach and abs with Daniel Craig.

That'd really hurt
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Old 03-05-2014, 11:04 PM   #60 (permalink)
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I could do with bigger boobs.
I can lend you some, mine are big enough! I do love my boobies though.

I'm pretty happy with my body, but would love a toned tum. It's more about going to the gym than swapping lol. I love my curves, I used to be a stick insect which I enjoyed but then my body changed and I got used to it. It would be nice to be a natural blonde.
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