Wait hold up! You are not a real blonde? Give up the goods toots...Lets see! (< is toots even right? **** I am having a total moment, here...haha!)

See, if we switched, you'd be so disappointed with the extreme lack of cleavage that you'll want to crawl into a hole and die.

No way...Girl I don't believe you.... I honestly don't believe you and I don't need proof, there has to be more then you are letting on... No way are you flat flat chested, no way!

Don't worry, you're a blonde at heart.

Nope, I really want to streak my hair blonde again. It's mostly grown out now, as my mane has grown down to my hips. I just bought a product the other day that you rub over your hair to either dye it or streak it pink. The cool thing is it washes out after a shower so you don't end up with the horrible washed out pink look from dying it at the hair dressers.

Oh you silly bunny. I had size A boobs during my early 20's because of weight loss and I was happy with it, I enjoyed being really thin. So you can have them and I will take your stomach. I have had the ability to enjoy my body, which a lot of people struggle with. I have had to cut down the junk food though, I'm getting older so it's easy to put weight on now. Once I'm working again I'll join the gym.

Not the first time I've been told that!