Body Parts!
 

So, what would you keep, upgrade, or borrow?

For example:

I dig my eyes, not getting rid of them anytime soon but,I would totally borrow, Beyonce's ass for a day just to see how the other half live....

Got it? Good! GO!

I like arms

Do you like your arms? Or do you want to borrow Chuck Norris's arms?

Blue eyes instead of brown eyes.

I like arms in general. They're arousing.

I'm only gonna tell you this once kid. Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives.. Pervert!

I'd really love to get veneers. And a straighter nose. Possibly even an improvement to the tits region. It's flatlands and disappointment.

I'd also like to be sterilized. I don't need functioning organs for breeding if I have no plans of using them.

I'm perfectly happy with the way I look. Roxy, Beyonce butts are overrated work with whatcha got girl.

You can't work with lovejacks Fred...... I am happy with the way I look for the most part too, but if I could see what it's like to not have my pants fall off cause there is no caboose I would totally do it... Can't blame a girl for being curious....

I would rather take straight hairs.
I'd like to be less short. 171 cm is kinda little.

Otherwise, I don't mind really.

Asses in general look good when they're bent over. Maybe its just the angle Jess.

Subtle Fred, really subtle..

Hey you were the one who couldn't deal with your flapjacks honey, I was just throwing out a helping hand. :dj::dj:

For the last time, LOVEJACKS,moth****a lovejacks.

I will forever refer to your butt as flapjacks now. :rofl: Get me some Mrs Butterworths and some butter.

See don't you feel better now? Your flapjacks are perfect Roxy.

I would change everything about me. Except my face.

No wait, that too.

Mind you, if I was a girl I'd be set: long slender legs, nice tight bum, slim waist (size 6/8) and kind of dainty hands, soft voice .... oh my god! I AM a girl!!! :eek: :shycouch:

I always pictured you, well differently....

I'd like a less hideous nose and a sexy six pack please God, if you're doing requests

like this?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TfIvEFsLJt...600/troll1.jpg

:rofl:

I'd like to be a bit taller. I hate having to stand on my toes to get everything.

I'd have skinnier legs and less of a belly and maybe be a brunette
basically, i have pretty awesome boobs and hips but i'm chubby, and if i were to lose weight, i'd lose the curves... :(

im fine with everything else though. I have the best nose ever.

You'd probably be able to keep your curves and loose weight if you had a pear or hourglass shape.

she does, actually and the older she gets it will work it self out...I had that when I was younger and then I lost the baby fat, now its all curves all day. Course that took 29 years but eh...

Except for the flapjacks girl. :offtopic:

Shut up, and love my flapjacks!

Yeah well I think you're perfect ... :shycouch:

How dare you! Don't you know it's racially insulting to picture all trolls as green? I'm BLUE man, and proud of it! Expect to hear from my lawyers, Stone, Club, Bridge and Stone. What? We're trolls: we have little in the way of imagination. But we're great litigators...

I've admired those flapjacks for over a year now. Bring em to daddy. :yeah:

for one day i would trade my penis for a vagina and tits and i would become lesbian and find hot chicks to party with

Wait a second... Roxy, is this thread part of your project where you gather body parts to create your own human being?

*cough* No......who told you about MusicBanterstien?!

I bet you would do that and have a yeast infection or shark week happen.

Happy with the way I am. I'm short but I can live with that. 5'5 is all you get, people. Wouldn't mind a little extra weight but that'll come in time.

^ You're funsize! ;)

I'd just like to trade my head, limbs and torso for the 1986 model.

PICTURES OF THIS MODEL? I have heard rumors, but it's still a myth until proven...

This was really funny :D.

I'm surprised nobody has said they want a bigger penis.