Have you tried crack? :P

Man, I am into Gentleman Jack, and Johnny Walker Black and Red, on the rocks plz. But that's if I got **** on my mind and I got drinking to do.

Pot. I recommend pot. Baked not fried, it's the healthy choice!

I was raised a toad-licker and I'll die a toad-licker

Over like a 6-8 hour span. Second worst hangover ever. My body doesn't take kindly to sugar.

First worst hangover ever was a f*cking crazy outlandish zoo-like experience in Romania. All I remember were many bottles of something called "Teachers".

:rofl: yes!

To be fair, I have to drink a lot of beer to get a buzz. I don't give a sh*t about the health aspect of it. I just hate getting all full from beer because of having to drink so much of it. I love drinking it and the flavor, but the sheer amount I have to drink kinda destroys the whole point. I like beer, but if I didn't have to totally rely on it for my buzz, I'd spend a whole lot less money on it.

Obviously, I could just stop drinking so much. And since you know I know that and still haven't, well, there's your answer.

Don't drink Guinness by the bucket and this won't be a problem...

One word; Islay. Laphraoig, Caol Isla, Lagavulin. If you're going to drink scotch you better fucking doing it right, peated out the ass and smoky as the devil's jizz.

Great recommendations in here. I'd like to second Dalmore. If you don't mind blends, DeWarr's White Label is on the cheaper side and has the added benefit of being a scotch you can find in most bars that won't bankrupt you.