Trollheart

Another in my ongoing series of "what if..." threads, brought to you by Moller, the beer that's light but definitely not Miller. So keep your lawsuits away from me.

You have one wish (from a very stingy or drunk genie) but it can only be this: you may change one thing, one aspect of the world, and one only. What would it be? And think carefully (no you won't) about how things affect and interact with each other, so if you get rid of or change one thing you'll have to accept that others will also change.

Anyone who says "A world without Trollheart in it", firstly thank you, because you've just used up your one wish on me, and therefore I am by definition the most important person in your life, and secondly if you get rid of me this thread would never have appeared and so you would never have known about the genie in the first place, so how's that for temporal paradox?

Obviously nobody needs to ask me what my choice would be, but what would you change, and why, and how do you think it would affect the rest of us? (Already envisaging a nine-hundred-foot-tall Batlord encased in solid gold...)

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Frownland

The absence of religion, or if that's asking too much to revert human nature, the absence of religious conflict. Religion is responsible for more deaths and lives ruined than what it supposedly saves by teaching people good (for the most part) morals.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Sansa Stark

Gag

Frownland

Yawn.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Trollheart

If God didn't exist we'd have to have invented him. You don't seriously think that we as a race would take the blame or responsibility for everything we've done down the centuries? Good idea though: can you imagine the state of the Republican party? And what about all those stupid Creationists? Would they just pop out of existence? Please say they would!

On a side note: if anyone is going to contribute to a thread with one-line stupid comments and insults it makes me wonder why they bother to come into these threads at all. Immaturity maybe? It's wearing a little thin though I must say...

@ Tristesse: does everything have to revolve around your wang, man? (Oh God! Now he wants one big as the bloody planet!!)

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Tristesse

I'd probably just give myself a 12 inch beast

or reduce the size of everyone elses by 5 inches

either way, I win

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James

I read this as breast and I was again confusedn by your gender, but then just thought it was a bold choice.
I'd get rid of wealth inequalities, because I think they're a major reason for a bunch of the big problems in the world.

Moss

C'mon, you gotta leave me with something to work with.

DriveYourCarDownToTheSea

Everybody gets a white Christmas every year.

Even in the Tropics. And the Southern Hemisphere.

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Beach Boys vs Beatles comparisons begin here

Astronomer

Yay!

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