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Old 04-12-2014, 04:38 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Sliced bread was a pretty cool idea, but of course it`s only popular thanks to the guy who invented the whole walking-on-two-legs concept. If he hadn`t come up with that first, making a sandwich would`ve remained really tricky.
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Old 04-12-2014, 06:44 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Sliced bread was a pretty cool idea, but of course it`s only popular thanks to the guy who invented the whole walking-on-two-legs concept. If he hadn`t come up with that first, making a sandwich would`ve remained really tricky.

She! Her name was Lucy and she was a great ape.
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Old 04-12-2014, 10:33 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 04-12-2014, 10:39 PM   #24 (permalink)
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But seriously: written language. Without it, most of the things mentioned in this thread couldn't be easily replicated. And of course we'd have no way of even having this conversation.
By extension I'd say the printing press comes second. Not only did it greatly reduce the grueling process of handwriting copies, but also made books more affordable to the masses. This in turn helped to increase overall literacy and make knowledge and education in general more inclusive.
EDIT:Astronomer mentioned it on the first page. Whoops.
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Old 04-12-2014, 10:46 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2014, 06:03 AM   #27 (permalink)
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She! Her name was Lucy and she was a great ape.
^ Yes, my apologies to Lucy, who must`ve been quite a girl.

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