Man's greatest invention
 

I propose this:

http://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/s3...grahams_ps.jpg

The camera and by extension, video recording equipment.

The wheel? Nails? The printing press? Light bulb? Telephone? Penicillin? Contraception? Wine?

Soap!

shame

:laughing:

God

Yes.

Metal

Beer. Hands down.

Galvanized!

I don't know about "Man's" greatest invention, but "Woman's" greatest invention was the blowjob.

The transistor.

Bacon.

Harnessing electrical power.

And beer!

But seriously: written language. Without it, most of the things mentioned in this thread couldn't be easily replicated. And of course we'd have no way of even having this conversation.

How about since then?

Pretty sure that's not a woman's invention

How has nobody mentioned porn yet?

:laughing: @ both your post and the picture of bread.

Curry.

Sliced bread was a pretty cool idea, but of course it`s only popular thanks to the guy who invented the whole walking-on-two-legs concept. If he hadn`t come up with that first, making a sandwich would`ve remained really tricky.

She! Her name was Lucy and she was a great ape.

Opiods. :pimp:

By extension I'd say the printing press comes second. Not only did it greatly reduce the grueling process of handwriting copies, but also made books more affordable to the masses. This in turn helped to increase overall literacy and make knowledge and education in general more inclusive.
EDIT:Astronomer mentioned it on the first page. Whoops.

:beer:

^ Best answer so far, imo!

^ Yes, my apologies to Lucy, who must`ve been quite a girl.

http://witchfulthinking.files.wordpr...willendorf.jpg

The Venus Of Willendorf, a hottie from 25,000 BC, probably carved by some distant ancestor of Batlord`s.

x2 then, Soap godammit!

Primary school cheesecake?

Sorry? If that were true I wouldn't have cut class so much....

The automobile and the telephone.

Also the light bulb. i was gonna say electricity but we didn't invent that. lol

I'd say drums or the piano.

Probably. I do like the heftier chicks after all.

Soap people soap. All you smelly hippies. Jesus!

Soap IS a good invention Roxy :p:

And so are shampoos, anything that cleans something is a good invention.

There is no earthly use whatsoever for this thing you identify as "shampoo"

Being attractive is the most important thing there is If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possible
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
And if you see Johnny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game
Tell him you like his article in the newspaper!!

Gotta keep your pubes shiny and soft don't you?

You all smell and you should be ashamed. Soap! Mother****ers soap!

But I've spent months building up this natural oil layer defense system.