I can drink a 6'2 Irishmen under the table and still pull a manual for two and a half blocks on sunset boulevard.
Sometimes, even inebriated, I can offer some insight that more or less counters the horrifying amount of stupid things I say and do in a day.
Today I landed a no-comply for the first time. Later, I tried to the same thing while wasted and I'm pretty sure I bruised my knees and elbow. fo defs, ripped the knees in muh pants. and muh sweaters. well, the elbows of muh sweaters.
I lash out at times but I never, ever, EVER, harbor negative intentions towards people. I'm a lover, not a fighter. <3s abound.

I'm honest, trustworthy, dependable. When I say I'll do something you know I will, or will give it my best shot. I'm considered gentle, kind and caring, seldom lose my temper and almost always immediately apologise if I do. I'm able to recognise when I'm wrong but will fight my corner if I believe I'm right. I'm a very good writer and I have a good if slightly warped sense of humour, which I try to use in almost every situation, sometimes slightly inappropriately in which cases it is often not appreciated.

I am a spelling and grammar Nazi (yeah, I'm proud of it!) and am generally a quiet and introspective person. I am always ready to help others. I loan money and never expect (or get) it back. I do my best to see the good in things and be as upbeat and cheerful as I can be. I love all animals and hate any type of cruelty to them. I am very very emotional and can cry at the drop of a hat (so don't drop yours!) but have learned to be strong: I have to be. I know the value of money but am not afraid to splurge either on myself or a friend when it is deserved or required.

I'm reasonably intelligent, forgive easily, seldom hold grudges. I am a gentleman and believe the art of chivalry should not be allowed to die, and I don't care what people think about that: I'll always hold a door for a lady or give up my seat for her. I'm comfortable in my body: I'm not handsome, I'm skinny and I'm losing my hair and will almost certainly end up with false teeth, but I don't obsess about it and have learned to accept it.

After a lifetime of not really doing anything worthwhile, I finally feel my life is serving a purpose, looking after someone I love.

Other than all that, I'm a complete bastard! :laughing:

I can't think of anything I particularly like.

You liar.

:rofl:

I'm an American that's not obese.

That alone practically almost puts me in the minority, which is sickening.

^ who is you callin fat?

You're not fat, just grammatically challenged.

I have big tits, do you really need grammar?

There was nothing grammatically wrong with this sentence.

Want I break it?

It helps with my self esteem. Sure i'm beautiful and blonde and have an ass that taste like french vanilla ice cream. But sometimes you need some reassurance.

Dont set your self for jokes about your "ice cream cone"

I'm perfectly fine being the brunt of any joke. I implore people to have a laugh at my expense. **** you all, i need some pinkberry now.

Well, those are two separate sentences that need a period rather than a comma, though you could also make it, "I have big tits, so do you really need grammar?"

This is the reason no one sends you nudes! ;)

I always send Batlord nudes. I implore everyone else to also.

Ok...This is the reson only Fred sends you nudes!

I'm sure I would have been kicked out of the library long ago if the librarians didn't go into the bathroom and finger themselves after looking a my screen.

Correction that is why Fred sends you nudes. Has dick to do with you, its for the benifit of librarians every where.

Jumping in to say I have also sent Batlord nudes

Like you are the only one...

Jealousy will get you nowhere.

Batlord sends me all of your nudes.

Do you like mine? I try to catch my "good" side for ol' Batty

lol

And she is currently posting from the bathroom.

How do you know my schedule

Do you really want to know the answer to that

well lots of things

mainly my sense of humor and ability to be funny in so many different situations and in different ways. i study the humor of others and take their tricks and pick up on things cause i believe humor to be the most important thing in life

also my energy, outlook, perspective, drive, etc

My eyes and smile
My speaking voice
My sarcasm
My empathy and sense of loyalty

I kinda like everything about myself, to be honest. I don't LOVE everything about myself, but I at least like it.

I guess I LOVE how I always have been, and probably always will be, my own woman. I live for myself, no one else, and certainly not someone else's emotional bullying. That's why you'll often see me stop replying if I'm in a 'debate' with someone. They were either rude, or getting too emotional, and I ceased to enjoy myself. Why continue something I'm not enjoying?

I'm also very honest. I do not bull****, it's a trait I hold extremely dear. There have even been times in life where I could totally get away with lying, and would have been a hell of a lot better off if I had, but I chose to tell the truth. It did nothing for me except maintain my personal code of honor. I may not have many morals, almost none that stand in fact, but honesty is something I hold dear.

I'm also very strong, physically and mentally. I was raised by a progressive sociopath and a factory worker, and have worked with blue collar crews most of my life in warehouses and plants. I've been in fights for good reasons and won. I've defended my honor, and that of those I cherish, and I know when to punch and when to walk away. I've never felt need to prove myself, only to prove points.

Lastly, I love that I can look at things from a purely objective point of view, and that this in fact usually happens by default.

My answer was going to be "my modesty," but then I began to consider how self-destructive my take on modesty tends to be. I'm in a bit of a conundrum.

I like my policy of kindness I suppose.

Hmm...

-I like that I'm tall
-I don't get sick, I don't think I've caught the flu or anything at all in at least 5 years
-I've been told I'm wise which I'm not so sure about but think is an awesome compliment
-I have a decent record collection

Oh, and if I do say so myself I have become a great cook which I don't think too many guys my age can say.

2 things

-I'm always willing to help friends out with emotional problems and some people tell me I give good advice.
-I don't get nauseous easily. Usually takes a lot to get me to puke.

My tiny penis. My calm demeanour. My constitution. My forgiving nature.

For balance, I'll list a few things I dislike about myself: my tiny penis, my unwillingness to commit, my lack of responsibility, occasional selfishness.

Necrobumping this because I feel really good about myself today, and I want to record that feeling.

• I like that I'm in great physical shape.
• I like my ability to tell if I like or dislike someone within a few minutes of meeting them.
• I like my ability to explain things simply.
• I like that I can sight-read sheet music as well as my mom, who teaches piano.
• I like my conversational skills.

My self-esteem has just skyrocketed.

I like my hair, i has good hair..

I also like that i don't hold grudges and forgive very easily, ive tried to hold grudges but i simply can't, i always end up absolving ppl and myself out of it.

Last April:
This April:
I'm glad hear the hair is still working out for you.

:laughing:

All my confidence is tied to it.