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Old 01-20-2020, 05:20 PM   #1161 (permalink)
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Do you need help peeling the banana?
Everybody always pulls at the stem at the top but you're supposed to pinch the black part at the bottom. It's much easier.
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Old 01-20-2020, 05:22 PM   #1162 (permalink)
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It takes even less effort than a bowl of cereal.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-20-2020, 06:08 PM   #1163 (permalink)
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It doesn't take effort to eat cereal
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Old 01-20-2020, 06:23 PM   #1164 (permalink)
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You have to pour the bowl and then pour the milk and then do spoon action. Upending a packet of brown sugar maple oatmeal into your mouth takes all of thirty seconds. You might as well be eating a candy bar.
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Old 01-20-2020, 06:29 PM   #1165 (permalink)
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I'm lazy as **** but that's a new level for me.
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Old 01-20-2020, 06:36 PM   #1166 (permalink)
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"You can sit on your ass all day and hope.
If you're too lazy to hope, you is a lazy mutha ****a."
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Old 01-20-2020, 06:42 PM   #1167 (permalink)
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I'm lazy as **** but that's a new level for me.
Probably cause you're a snooty bitch who's only lazy enough to not wash his rice before he boils it sometimes.
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Old 01-20-2020, 06:52 PM   #1168 (permalink)
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Nah I just don't think that putting something in a bowl and eating it is necessarily more difficult than just boofing an oatmeal packet. And oatmeal is kinda whack.
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Old 01-20-2020, 06:59 PM   #1169 (permalink)
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It by definition is easier. You just open the cupboard, open the oatmeal box, grab the oatmeal package, tear off the top, and eat it. And it's not a satisfying meal but if you're going that route then you're not trying for a satisfying meal.
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Old 01-20-2020, 07:08 PM   #1170 (permalink)
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I meant that the difference in effort (which is essentially zero) isn't worth the payout of suck ass dry oatmeal. Kudos to you for finding pouring something in a bowl and eating it too arduous. Like I said, that's another level.
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